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Notre Dame 2025 – Grab Your Hazmat Suit

Let me tell you my feelings about all this Notre Dame disaster, which only exposes how shallow we are. The social media news was spreading faster than the fire itself and all that Instagram attention ‘bimbos’ were showing their body attributes in new clothes with Notre Dame in the background. Under the picture were mostly captions like “My heart is bleeding”. O my God, my eyes are bleeding. You literally post yourself with a church on the background, which is now fired down. Your heart is OK honey, you will just find another church and W****yourself on. But this is nothing compared to that which makes me really mad. So much attention for something “not important” at all.

Don’t get me wrong, if anyone loves architecture and heritage, that’s me. I am a photographer, artist, and even Catholic for the top. My portfolio is full of heritage places like Notre Dame and I simply love it. So why I don’t cry about this fire? Because there is much, much bigger catastrophe going on, and no one gives a damn. What about rain forests? Shredding faster than termites my grandpas shed. What about the Ocean, where is more plastic than in the whole Hollywood’s bums combined – That’s a lot. Why people don’t see that?

Once back in time there were tall trees and full of life, now coffee – Dalat, Vietnam.

Money Well Spent

Notre Dame can be rebuilt, especially when all millionaires opened their fat wallets. They pledged 1 billion in 24 hours to be exact. After all, do they even need to be outsourced? The church is the wealthiest organization in the world and last time I was in Paris, I paid quite a high ticket to get in. But let’s leave that aside. When will these rich men step together in the same manner and rescue the last pieces of nature? When they will outsource ecological Kickstarter projects, and when they will try to save that what really matters – Earth? We can’t rebuild nature that fast and with the same ‘ease’ than it will be Notre Dame. Here I need to take my words back. Apparently, there is no such a big oak tree anymore in France, to make the same roof. But no worries, Pedro is already there in the middle of the Brazilian rainforest to help us out.

People are shit in the foundations – Bokor “National Park”, Kampot, Cambodia

Momy is That True You Were Without Masks Once?

All good, Notre Dame will be back under the new roof and pope with 50 rich Parisians who apparently were born inside this church, will sleep calmly again. The only problem is you will need a hazmat suit to visit Notre Dame in 2025. Apparently, the environment is hostile now, but hey…. Look, there is a thousand years old statue of that sucker who died for all these too-tight jeans with duckface miracles of life.