Hello to all travel stories fans. It’s been a while we posted our last travel story and this time we are hitting it with this funny situation we had back in Malaysia. We encounter the real Malay nudists… Sure nothing special for western ears, but what if I tell you being naked in Malaysia can easily get you to prison…
To point out, this happy gathering was settled before meeting people was forbidden by law, and “the more the marrier” was still a thing. Everything started with a kind invitation on a jolly occasion. We are always keen to meet people and this time we had the pleasure to meet a couple of months old baby. Since the family has settled into a new routine, it was time to party.
A Baby, Beer and Butts
Sounds like a f**** up comedy for your next 420 night, but far from that my friends. Anyway, we were sitting there, having a good time and chat with a whole room of these friendly strangers. What in the world could go wrong. Sharing stories, cultural differences and naked butts. Wait, what? Out of nowhere our friend who introduced us to these people comes out of the bathroom, fully naked and no one didn’t even bat an eye.
Before his dingle touched a chair I got an epiphany. A same naked friend asked me a day before if there are any naturalist parks in our country. Silly girl me, not only confirmed but brag how great naturalist parks are in our country and how we visit them randomly throughout the whole year. Lecture acknowledged! Naturalist parks are not equal to nature parks and I am not on the brave side. You probably still remember my first nudist story. Not a pro, not a pro.
You Are Not Alone
Ok, so we are doing this? We will just ignore the fact we have an imposter in our group? Once my eyes met Ian’s, we struggled to keep a straight face. To me, it was both weird and funny at the same time. And then the relief. Another fully naked guy, straight out of the bathroom. Where should I look, why are we doing this, is this picture baked into my eyes?
Ian didn’t look baffled to me. He rather did an interview with me: “Is this your first spontaneous orgy abroad? Indeed, we couldn’t run like scared rabbits, just because of one little change. To be honest, it seemed like we were the only ones noticing costume change. No one behaved differently, and stories were getting more and more enjoyable.
We are Imposters
Our host explained to us that they actually met each other on this almost secret naturalist or rather nudist forums. After enjoying naked time on their holidays, they moved this also between four walls. They found another couple with the same interests and this is how they are spending their weekends. Well, ladies didn’t take off their clothes, because of us. Soon I realized that we are the actual imposters in this nudist mingle.
Yes, I needed a while to clear my head and comprehend that we are there to have a good time. We were free to do whatever we want, as long we respect one another and not judge without a single reason. No one was disrespectful. Both of them sat on the towel and behaved just as social as before. Most importantly, they were more comfortable in their skin than I have ever been in mine. Really, I am a rabbit. I have trouble just with sleeping naked. Thanks to conservative mom, I guess.
Outlaws
It takes courage to overcome fears before becoming truly free. New realizations speed the process, and small steps are taken without much effort. It didn’t pass an hour, and my struggle to keep a straight face was long gone. More than that, it became natural, especially if there are 100 degrees outside.
Do you wanna hear the biggest fiasco in this situation? All these naked people are actually breaking the law. If a neighbor sees you naked in your own house, they can report you to the police. And the fine isn’t small, even jail can be on spot.
Viva la revolution, let’s take our pants down, Ian! This blog post is dedicated to all nudists in Malaysia or rather to all courageous people who dare take their clothes in their own homes.
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